News and Updates
Howdy!
We've been very busy here at Wolf Toss LLC, as fall is upon us. Fall is just a stepping stone into our very busy winter season. Before we send our employees out on more wolf missions, we thought we would update y'all on the happenings here at HQ.
Every time we send out our "beloved" employees, Rosemary and Joanna, we always tell them to do the best job and give them the advice, "Go Toss Them, HEAVE WOLVES!" They do their job with pride and passion, every toss is a glorious one.
Now with the annoying but required shout out to our two employees, the news.
Our actual beloved, Pit Stop, has been shut down. We were very saddened by this fact, as the Pit Stop was a staple in Wolf Toss culture. There is where we set up shop, and had many impromptu meetings. We always enjoyed their high maintenance bettys and pizzas.
A highlight toss we have had over since we began our service, was when Rosemary and JoJo were assigned to go out to Winnipeg, Canada. There was a pack of wolves just following around the Justin Trudeau on his visit to the beautiful little metropolis. There were three wolves attached to Justin's scent. Rosemary crafted the beautiful strategy to bathe with whales to butter herself up with a greater attractive scent than that of Justin, for the wolves pleasure. JoJo's responsibility in this endeavor was to make sure Rosemary was not eaten by the whales during her bath with them. We were not worried about her being eaten by the wolves because she is secretly half wolf, kinda. After attracting the wolves to her instead of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, JoJo used her trusty semi truck to load the wolves up and cart them away. Rosemary then carefully selected a place to place the wolves, so that they could live their lives peacefully and fully. We were very pleased with their hard work and awarded them with Popsicles and stickers.
And that's how the wolf gets tossed. Until next time,
Melissa and Olivia
"Hey don't forget to tell them we repainted the office."
"No one cares about that Olivia."
"I worked so hard though!"
"You better not put that in the blog post."
"Too late!"