Success Stories

"I was a little hesitant the first time I hired Wolf Toss LLC, but they really came through. I'M HOOKED!!!!!!"

- Lea Remy

"Never did I imagine that I would need a wolf tossed. Thankfully, Wolf Toss LLC was there."

- Charles Gerten IV

"I thought Wolf Toss LLC only did small wolf cases, but they can handle up to ten at a time! I was flabbergasted! And impressed!"
    - Berken Stock

"Legit thought that Wolf Toss LLC was fake. They're totally real!"

- Lucien Christine

"When my children at risk of being eaten, I knew I could trust Wolf Toss LLC."

- Susan Johnson

"Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. Wolf Toss LLC is the one we've been waiting for. Wolf Toss LLC is the change that we seek."

- President Barack Obama

"One time I saw a wolf on the roof. Like a fiddler, but he wasn't fiddling. So I called Wolf Toss LLC. They removed the wolf and now I can claim my rightful place as the fiddler."

- Fiddler on the Roof

"They're lookin' out for those wolves real good." 

- Bill Hader